Don’t forget (Taken with instagram)

Dear World,

YOLO is dead!!!

However, Hakuna Matata will NEVER EVER fade away!

No worries for the rest of your days… Now that’s a motto

You only live once… that’s just a fact

Live by something meaningful

-Kem

Dear Sun, 

GO THE FUCK AWAY

Its not even summer yet and you are pestering me with your heat.

Don’t get me wrong, I greatly appreciate you warming our earth and everything, but right now you ban honestly take a light break

-Kem

Dear Babe,

I saw a squirrel eating a nut today and it reminded me of you.

I put your picture up next to this guys and had a blast.

Never did I know I could be attracted to an animalistic feature. 

I absolutely love your chubby cheeks. 

You are now my Chipmunk Cheeks rather you like it or not

-Kem 

Dear Love, Why do you hate me so much? Why do you pick on me everytime? It seems like tge harder I try to keep them, the harder you try to take them I hope you know I hate you and.doubt we’ll ever be friends again I’m going to move to a new planet where you don’t exist and live in peace. -Kem

Dear Fake Ass Friend,

I’m glad you ran out on me on my worst day.

Every time I see you walking outside I hope a squirrel attacks you face.

You are a controlling psychopathic bitch and I have no idea how you boyfriend puts up with you.

Farewell and have a… well just have a life.

-Kem